What do you do when merely annihilating the competition isn’t enough? You deliver a biblical ass kicking – the kind that forces future scholars to question whether its fact, fiction or the stuff of legends - then pee on all their stuff to demonstrate your dominance. You build a weapon capable of wiping life off the face of the earth while also flipping everyone off with a middle finger big enough to see from space.

Shipping

All orders are shipped within 1-2 business days via Australia Post. You will receive a tracking number and shipment notification once your order is dispatched.

Standard Shipping:

$12 Flat Rate Australia Wide

Express Shipping:

$20 Flat Rate Australia Wide

Free Shipping:

On all orders in Australia over $200

Returns

We offer quick and easy returns on all unopened products. Simply contact us via email within 7 days of receiving your purchase to receive a full refund, exchange or store credit.

Pick Up

We offer free pick up from our HQ in Seven Hills, NSW. Most orders are ready for pick up on the same day or within 24 hours. Pick up is only available during trading hours and you will receive an email once your order is ready for collection.